It seems that when I was given the job of public forums moderator, there was another entrant: Lefty the agoraphobic, redneck, 1 armed monkey. I was informed that I had just barely won the job over one other applicant, though I was not told who. Only that it was a close race. :P
Last night, I received a phone call threatening to shove a bunch of beer soaked bananas in my left nostril. I was told that if I don't quit the job, that there will be simians hanging from my chandeliers in the near future. :o
I have decided not to give in to these threats regardless of the danger to my left nostril. I'm not worried about the chandeliers, as I don't have any.
Plus, the emo bunnies have vowed to protect me in case of an invasion. 8)
Just thought you all should know.
QuoteI'm not worried about the chandeliers, as I don't have any.
Damn it! My evil plan was thwarted.
*Whistles innocently*
Good for you, kookoo! You just hold your own against that mean ol' one armed monky! We'd hate to think that a brass dragon such as yourself felt threatened by a one armed simian!
Of course, those emo bunnies could scare away a red dragon, if they had the mind to.
Never underestimate the powers of the Monkey. Look at the color of your user name at the bottom of the page in the Who's Online section.
See, the Monkey has powers.
Hmmmm. I look good in pink. ;D
Quote from: Eva Galana on February 19, 2010, 08:15:26 PM
Of course, those emo bunnies could scare away a red dragon, if they had the mind to.
...yeah, but not a Silver.... :P
...or Platinum. ;D
The emo bunnies don't want to scare anyone away. They are going to talk to the dragons. They are going to tell the dragons their troubles. The dragons don't have to be scared. Just sit down and listen for a while. They will bring tea too. :)
Re: the monkey (I wouldn't want to get off topic here. . . ) I found a dead banana peel on my desk when I came back from lunch. I think it's trying to send me a message. . .
Quote from: kookoo on February 19, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
The emo bunnies don't want to scare anyone away. They are going to talk to the dragons. They are going to tell the dragons their troubles. The dragons don't have to be scared. Just sit down and listen for a while. They will bring tea too. :)
Re: the monkey (I wouldn't want to get off topic here. . . ) I found a dead banana peel on my desk when I came back from lunch. I think it's trying to send me a message. . .
Naw, reds can't be bothered to sit and listen to another's problems. And the emo bunnies would terrify them with their insistance on speaking with them about all their woes that the red couldn't even think of breathing on them - just running away as quickly as possible. A silver may have too much patience, and a platinum? Not enough experience with a platinum to form any opinion there.
At least he left the banana peel on your desk and not on the floor, conspicuously hidden so that you would have an "accident", thereby clearing the way for his ultimate foray into the power granted you (after all, you do have your own corner!).
I like Emo Bunnies, especially with hot sauce.
Quote from: Tybae on February 19, 2010, 10:58:20 PM
I like Emo Bunnies, especially with hot sauce.
Well, that answers that question as to what a platinum would do regarding an emo bunny! :o
Quote from: Eva Galana on February 19, 2010, 11:19:53 PM
Quote from: Tybae on February 19, 2010, 10:58:20 PM
I like Emo Bunnies, especially with hot sauce.
Well, that answers that question as to what a platinum would do regarding an emo bunny! :o
The only problem with them is that 30 minutes after you eat one, you're hungry again. ;D
I once sat through a week of listening to a psychedelic elephant who had delusions that she was really my long lost wrymling. In the end I managed to convince her that while she was indeed a of a superior race, she was not mine; for they were all accounted for.
I sent her down the valley a ways to Grornia the sickly green, her taste in both colour and music leaves a lot to be desired, and the mad elephant and her were perfectly matched in my estimation.
Now onto that monkey....*hands the monkey a scone laced with a sleeping potion that will slow it down some*
*Glares at the emo bunnies and puts them in a cage filled with sunshine and kisses*
It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . .
;D
Quote from: kookoo on February 20, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . .
;D
Glad someone finally recognizes it. I was getting tired of being called crazy ;)
Quote from: Lore of Old on February 20, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: kookoo on February 20, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . .
;D
Glad someone finally recognizes it. I was getting tired of being called crazy ;)
Lore, just do what I do - hang out with folks who are even crazier than yourself! It's so nice to be the "sane" one in a group!
Quote from: Eva Galana on February 21, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
Quote from: Lore of Old on February 20, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: kookoo on February 20, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . .
;D
Glad someone finally recognizes it. I was getting tired of being called crazy ;)
Lore, just do what I do - hang out with folks who are even crazier than yourself! It's so nice to be the "sane" one in a group!
You're obviously as deluded as the psychedelic elephant.... ;D
Quote from: QSW on February 21, 2010, 08:13:28 PM
Quote from: Eva Galana on February 21, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
Quote from: Lore of Old on February 20, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: kookoo on February 20, 2010, 02:46:27 PM
It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . .
;D
Glad someone finally recognizes it. I was getting tired of being called crazy ;)
Lore, just do what I do - hang out with folks who are even crazier than yourself! It's so nice to be the "sane" one in a group!
You're obviously as deluded as the psychedelic elephant.... ;D
Well, obviously! ::)
Meow ?
Can anyone please explain the meaning of "sane" to this cat ?
Quote from: Spidercat on February 28, 2010, 05:56:57 PM
Meow ?
Can anyone please explain the meaning of "sane" to this cat ?
Quote# [adjective] mentally healthy; free from mental disorder; "appears to be completely sane"
Everything AME members are not, with the exception of one, very old and immune to mind magic dragon of course... :D
I'm still not sure I fully understand this very strange word... seems pretty freaky...
Poor, poor dragon... ;D
Quote from: Spidercat on February 28, 2010, 09:25:47 PM
I'm still not sure I fully understand this very strange word... seems pretty freaky...
Poor, poor dragon... ;D
KooKoo, quick, quick, quick! It's the spider monkey, she's infiltrated this thread, and now knows all your secrets!
Ah, but no... I have a triple alibi :
1 - I'm not a monkey, I'm a cat
2 - a cat is always innocent, even when guilty
3 - Tybae will vouch for me (he's a self proclaimed lover of kittens and won't risk his reputation)
I say meow ! :P
Lover of kittens isn't the same as the lover of cats. ;)
Whiskerdamned Oo