I've recently been threatened by a monkey

[kookoo]

It seems that when I was given the job of public forums moderator, there was another entrant:  Lefty the agoraphobic, redneck, 1 armed monkey.  I was informed that I had just barely won the job over one other applicant, though I was not told who.  Only that it was a close race.   

Last night, I received a phone call threatening to shove a bunch of beer soaked bananas in my left nostril.  I was told that if I don't quit the job, that there will be simians hanging from my chandeliers in the near future.   

I have decided not to give in to these threats regardless of the danger to my left nostril.  I'm not worried about the chandeliers, as I don't have any. 

Plus, the emo bunnies have vowed to protect me in case of an invasion.   

Just thought you all should know.

[Lore of Old]

I'm not worried about the chandeliers, as I don't have any. 

Damn it! My evil plan was thwarted.
*Whistles innocently*

[SheilaD67]

Good for you, kookoo! You just hold your own against that mean ol' one armed monky!  We'd hate to think that a brass dragon such as yourself felt threatened by a one armed simian!

Of course, those emo bunnies could scare away a red dragon, if they had the mind to.

[Tybae]

Never underestimate the powers of the Monkey.  Look at the color of your user name at the bottom of the page in the Who's Online section. 

See, the Monkey has powers. 

[kookoo]

Hmmmm.  I look good in pink.   

[QSW]

Of course, those emo bunnies could scare away a red dragon, if they had the mind to.

...yeah, but not a Silver....

[Tybae]

...or Platinum.   

[kookoo]

The emo bunnies don't want to scare anyone away.  They are going to talk to the dragons.  They are going to tell the dragons their troubles.  The dragons don't have to be scared.  Just sit down and listen for a while.  They will bring tea too. 

Re: the monkey (I wouldn't want to get off topic here. . . )  I found a dead banana peel on my desk when I came back from lunch.  I think it's trying to send me a message. . .

[SheilaD67]

The emo bunnies don't want to scare anyone away.  They are going to talk to the dragons.  They are going to tell the dragons their troubles.  The dragons don't have to be scared.  Just sit down and listen for a while.  They will bring tea too. 

Re: the monkey (I wouldn't want to get off topic here. . . )  I found a dead banana peel on my desk when I came back from lunch.  I think it's trying to send me a message. . .

Naw, reds can't be bothered to sit and listen to another's problems.  And the emo bunnies would terrify them with their insistance on speaking with them about all their woes that the red couldn't even think of breathing on them - just running away as quickly as possible. A silver may have too much patience, and a platinum?  Not enough experience with a platinum to form any opinion there.

At least he left the banana peel on your desk and not on the floor, conspicuously hidden so that you would have an "accident", thereby clearing the way for his ultimate foray into the power granted you (after all, you do have your own corner!).

[Tybae]

I like Emo Bunnies, especially with hot sauce. 

[SheilaD67]

I like Emo Bunnies, especially with hot sauce. 

Well, that answers that question as to what a platinum would do regarding an emo bunny!   

[Tybae]

I like Emo Bunnies, especially with hot sauce. 

Well, that answers that question as to what a platinum would do regarding an emo bunny!   

The only problem with them is that 30 minutes after you eat one, you're hungry again. 

[QSW]

I once sat through a week of listening to a psychedelic elephant who had delusions that she was really my long lost wrymling. In the end I managed to convince her that while she was indeed a of a superior race, she was not mine; for they were all accounted for.

I sent her down the valley a ways to Grornia the sickly green, her taste in both colour and music leaves a lot to be desired, and the mad elephant and her were perfectly matched in my estimation.

Now onto that monkey....*hands the monkey a scone laced with a sleeping potion that will slow it down some*

*Glares at the emo bunnies and puts them in a cage filled with sunshine and kisses*

[kookoo]

It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . . 

[Lore of Old]

It's nice to know we're all sane around here. . . . 

Glad someone finally recognizes it. I was getting tired of being called crazy